do you ever look at an outfit and go “i’d never dare to wear that but i’ll still buy it anyway” because i do all fucking time and my closet is filled with outfits i’ll never wear
gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
i laughed way too hard jesus christ